berd

Berd (spelled Beard, prenounced Berd)

Scottish slang for vagina (called so because of pubic hair)

Get yer berd out ya wee slag

by bananamanx February 11, 2008

bird

-a girl that a guy uses for sex but doesnt really care about.

-a hoe.

that girls a bird

by pink July 29, 2003

Bierton

1. A person who is a bit of a knob head! Comes from a particularly stupid family with the surnmae "Bierton"

2. A dodge pair of trainers

"You Bierton!"

"James your trainers are so Bierton"

by Ema May 12, 2004

a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

by The Return of Light joker May 3, 2010

flappy bird

when you are fucking a girl then quickly pull out and shit on her chest and then tar and feather her then punch her in the back of the neck so she scquacks like a bird

joe: my night was rough bro
tom: why bro
joe: i pulled a flappy bird on my girl lastnight and then she kicked me out smh
tom: thats harsh bro

by yungfreebase February 2, 2014

Bird's Nest

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

by soccerplayer March 16, 2010

surfi'n bird

a sexual act were you do a girl doggy style and right be for you blow your load you pull out and blow it all over her face and while she's in shock from that just dump her.

yo last night i surfi'n bird my ex she started freaking out

by The Gr8 goldstien February 5, 2010