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caramel asshole

A lightskin’s asshole. Even moreso if you eat caramel out of it.
I ate the freak out of Tori’s caramel asshole last night, bro.
by scr3wcigs December 9, 2017
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Asshole 9

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!
Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’
by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020
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Hardened asshole

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse
He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.
by EternallyEnlightened September 10, 2019
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stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.
by potaytoes February 4, 2017
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asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.
Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!
by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014
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ruptured asshole

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!
I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.
by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016
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