I am not an aquarium

I was born on the 22nd of June, im not a cancer, im not an aquarium. Daniel 2022

When someone asks you about your star sing.

I am not a cancer i am not an aquarium

by anonymous June 24, 2022

The Alaskan Aquaman

The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.

Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)

“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”

by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024

Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!

Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!

by Whosthematter April 3, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025