"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by The Cincinatti Cuntsmasher November 28, 2016
Get the Skeetmug. Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"
by D. Evans December 1, 2013
Get the skeet creditmug. The term "skeeted" is frequently heard on the "Skeeter Jean" YouTube channel. They uses this expression to predators who have been busted in the act of getting cupcakes!
by anonymous July 9, 2024
Get the skeetedmug. Amazing, awesome, hot, cute, interesting, hilarious and fun guy. He is very sweet and friendly like he literally doesn’t hate anyone. He gets along well with everyone because his personality is amazing people just love him. He is kind, caring, compassionate and considerate of other people’s feelings. He loves dirt bikes and driving around in his truck. He loves being outside in the nature. There’s a lot of things to like about this guy. You don’t want to ever lose him.
by Yodalowho April 14, 2022
Get the Skeetmug. by drockify January 9, 2020
Get the skeetmug. The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.
by captainjoong January 20, 2022
Get the Pete Skeetmug. by Yayeeterbobeater June 26, 2020
Get the skeet holemug.