New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.

Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway

by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021

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new york summer

...and we're dancing in the grocery store and I love you but I don't know if I like you anymore...

"Did you hear that song New York Summer"
"Why does it exist?"

by ayopeepeepoopoocheck September 15, 2020

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new york nanny cam

Using a nanny cam to record child pornography

Tom got arrested for using the New York Nanny Cam

by Theo12181 May 5, 2018

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new york ninja

The New Yorkers who wear black shoes

Man the guy is a real New York ninja with those black adidas

by Glock42 April 24, 2016

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New York

The city that never sleeps unless its taking a dump on you almost a quarter of the state got screwed out of unemployment and the governor is still using all the taxe dollars to harass more women

I want to go see New York Im a stupid tourist

by Gamer221 July 23, 2021

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new york cheese steak

A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).

john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"

Lisa "Can't wait"

by kalysasteaklover2 May 14, 2018

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