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You're Fucked.

"You are F.U.C.K.E-AND-D, that spells 'FUCKED' if you're too ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ to read!"

"You are, as they say in Japanese, ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ from the head down to the knees!"

You're fucked.
by GenZExpert December 27, 2024
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You're welcome, nerds!

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".
The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
by QuacksO November 9, 2023
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pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen
by cheeky mars October 1, 2016
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if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Wellโ€ฆ if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
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You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies
by Train Tracks May 14, 2018
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You're

Fir all those libertards who use the wrong your.
You see when someone says you're it means "you are" so when you say "Your cute" its diesnt make sense since your gay ass doesnt know english. Its like saying you awesome and you fine?. And if you did you're kids fine its saying "you are kids fine" like it fucking makes sense.

The grammar nazis are coming for you and will praise their leader hitler.
You're a cunt
Does your mom know that you failed english?
by Hotmanass June 23, 2019
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You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.
Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.
by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022
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