Beluga Whale

Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.

“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”

Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”

Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”

by billy fuc March 29, 2020

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Whale shark

Sydney degagne

How an oversized being is described as a. Whale shark

by Coxxxxxxx February 28, 2018

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

Whaling

Game “single” guys in the army play. Whoever brings the biggest chick back to the barracks and has sex with her wins. Usually money pot. We had a championship belt.

Pvt Jake: “Mike you going whaling with us tonight?”
Mike: “fuck ya bro. I love the biggins! That title is mine!”

by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023

Whaled

The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.

Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan

by Thestuffguy October 15, 2017