Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now that was once used to define slang but is now a site people go on to define sex positions that are impossible, disgusting, and never used.

I realized the real use for urban dictionary was to make fake sex positions once I saw the tumbling portablumpkin.

by MagicalSheep365 May 14, 2015

urban dictionary

A place where people make up stupid definitions for words and definitions alike.

Yeah, I had to check urban dictionary. Shut up!

by Zuma Maeve May 21, 2017

urban dictionary

The once revered dictionary-type service that at one point in time, gave useful and funny slang to use. Now, the place where stupid people add definitions about celebrities to rib them, and add definitions of their own names in which the definition is a giant compliment. When in real life, the person who added the definition sucks at life.

Man, I used to love urban dictionary; it's just stupid.

OR

Hey, let's get on urban diction- wait I forgot, all it is now is people's names and celebrities.

by stopstealingmyUN July 13, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A Dictionary located on The Internet side of life.

Hey! I'm gonna write a definition for "urban dictionary" in the urban dictionary!

by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX January 28, 2017

urban gentleman

a men's fashion blog and website that is nicknamed "the urban gent". came out in 2008. has a bunch of guides all about fashion, style, sorta like an magazine/book.

1.) Have you checked the urban gentleman today? They just did a post on their website.

2.) did you get the new urban gentleman pinbacks?

3.) wow, you really look like you came off the pages of Urban Gentleman-- that's alot of swagger and style you have going on their sir.

by TheUG May 7, 2012

Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.

1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"

by originalname1234 September 19, 2012

Random Urban

aka Random Dicking. Bored? Without looking at the keyboard, or thinking about it, type a word. Now, this may or may not be an existing Urban Dictionary def. Probably not. Just pick the UD def closest to your mumbo jumbo -- or the closest INTERESTING one. It will open up a new world to you, and you will learn many wonderous things!

"Hey, you wanna watch the game tonight?"

"No, I'm meeting my blind date tomorrow. She's a college girl. I don't want to seem stupid or uncool, so I'm going to do a bunch of Random Urban tonight to brush up on my hip lingo."

"RRRIIIIGHT."

by dyityi ... okay ... Deity July 30, 2006