Skip to main content

uncle sam

A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.
Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.
by MK Ultra supersoldier January 1, 2005
mugGet the uncle sammug.

Doubting Uncle Thomas

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.
The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.
by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008
mugGet the Doubting Uncle Thomasmug.

Drunk Indian Uncle

Typical NRI Vikram, Vikranth, or Vikrajatharana
Who has consumed to much red label and is now doing the worm on the dance floor to Tunak tunak tun and is trying out pick up lines on an aunties daughter(non related) based on a factual account
I see a Drunk Indian Uncle over on the dance floor
Looks Hot
0h no he's coming over
by Jjjjjjjsievw8s6v February 5, 2022
mugGet the Drunk Indian Unclemug.

Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.
To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
mugGet the Uncle Hander's Workshopmug.

Full Uncle Ellis

To do the fullest of sends with utmost aggression
"Damn dude you went full Uncle Ellis on that traffic cone dude"
by Jax Snax June 6, 2019
mugGet the Full Uncle Ellismug.

white uncle tom

A White person who will do anything to stay in good standing with non whites including lies and betraying his own people.
John: As a white man myself, I believe whites should be discriminated for their ancestors crimes
Anonymous: WUT? wut.
Shelia: Agreed, He is totally a white uncle tom .
by Chinablue August 19, 2014
mugGet the white uncle tommug.

your dodgy uncle

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals
its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.
by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021
mugGet the your dodgy unclemug.

Share this definition