A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"
Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!
Person 2: neat!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
Get the Ancient unicorn manmug. This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
Get the Bloody Unicornmug. When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
by sexybabyman November 5, 2023
Get the The Funky Unicornmug. What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.
Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".
by Grandsire July 31, 2019
Get the Shitting rainbows and unicornsmug. 
by two ghosts May 5, 2024
Get the Unicornmug. by Hairy tuft March 2, 2021
Get the Unicorn steakmug.