(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.
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Means "Everythings going well for me". Came from the Simpsons character MilHouse when something particulary swell happened to him.
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Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.
Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.
Used as an exclamation!
Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.
Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.
Used as an exclamation!
Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!
My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!
Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!
My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!
Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!
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