cum on toast

an expression used to emphasize great dismay

oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!

jon has a superiority complex!!! CUM ON TOAST!!!

by falco PWNSJ00 February 15, 2006

Toaster Mage

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
5.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the seven previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
"I are pant"

by Guardian Haukness February 5, 2005

toasd

The Art Of Self Destruction. A Nine Inch Nails archival site.

Hey, did you hear toasd shut down?

by stef weber June 14, 2007

toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade January 6, 2008

Toaster Studel Diet

Something you yell at a babes who looks like she's on that toaster studel diet.

Damn babes you be on that toaster studel diet!

by Delicious Dee-Z May 1, 2009

toaster bird

more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.

look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!

by anonymous varsity July 8, 2010

Toasted

Another term/word for getting high.

"You niggas ready to get toasted."

by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015