Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?

by Dugbur November 20, 2023

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 17, 2019

unicorn

A twink with a dick that’ll send you over the rainbow

Many a top has fallen victim to the deceptive and elusive unicorn.

by auraquarius May 27, 2022

Unicorn

An animal that isn't real.

When someone says that he/she became a unicorn in prison, they're really saying that he/she became fake or cartoonish in prison. But if it happened in prison, didn't it happen before prison too, even if nobody noticed? Wasn't this person always a phony deep down?

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

billy the unicorn

A really amazing unicorn that is a male

"Have you heard of Billy the Unicorn"
"Yes so fab"

by CS_Dude June 29, 2016

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024