Robert

He's a gypsy. No rights. No money. Skattpenger and steals from Kiwi Mini Pris, Rema 1000, Rimi etc. :)

gypsy
robert

by He/Him/Kurdish November 21, 2021

Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020

Robert

Robert is a fun cool dude. He is a great person to have conversations with and listen to everything you have to say. He’s not ugly but he does have skinny ankles. Most roberts have short hair.

Robert is so cool
“How”

He just is

by A N D R E A 1 June 7, 2023

Robert Paulson

Someone who sacrified himself for a cause (usually greater than himself)

dude1: "Michel got caught, by the police, buying weed for tonight party."
dude2: "Yeah, I heard that. He's a true Robert Paulson."

by BernardPepperWatda February 17, 2018

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!

Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*

by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

Robert Wears

A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.

Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.

by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018