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pick me bitch

a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”
pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”

normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”
by anti misogynist February 14, 2025
mugGet the pick me bitchmug.

the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
by Sexydimma September 23, 2014
mugGet the the pickings are slimmug.

Baited for a pick

To get a quarterback to throw an interception or trick someone to do something
David Daniels double d baited the quarterback for a pick

Baited for a pick means David Daniels double d to make the quarterback throw an interception
by David Daniel double d September 17, 2017
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Pick me

A pick me or a pick me boy is an individual that has the adm-bdh syndrome. A rare infectious disease that makes you a pathetic ugly piece of shit.
- Eww they used the pick me emoji "🥺"
- They must have the adm-bdh syndrome. Heard that shit makes you gay.
by Gods favorite March 5, 2022
mugGet the Pick memug.

personality pick

A person get chosen for their good personality over other factors (especially if other factors are lacking).
She got into Harvard? She's a personality pick for sure.
by Personnumerouno May 15, 2024
mugGet the personality pickmug.

a pick me

when a girl call you a pick me
stop being a pick me
by anonymous November 13, 2021
mugGet the a pick memug.

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
mugGet the pick up your own napkinmug.

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