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Chloe

A major cunt waffle of a person, will ruin your life in all the worst ways. Making you feel like shit for all your own problems. Thinks they are hot shit, but are actually, truly, uggo
by John Conners619 December 19, 2023
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chloe is the best person you will ever meet, she wont show love to you for a bit but the one day she'll tell you she loves you and your life will be perfect
a.why are you so happy?
b.chloe is here (:
by I-LOVE-YOU-LORAX June 30, 2022
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This girl is obsessed with cats,she only talks about cats absolutely loves doing homework and reading books,is actually quite intelligent.
Person 1:Hi chloe
Chloe:Hi
by Olive leader October 19, 2020
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Well...where to start...a Chloe is often short...with decently long blond hair...she is an amazing person who cares for her friends for the world...she has been through alot but she hasn't let it change her... rather she has made it make her stronger...at times she makes questionable decisions when it comes to friends...this is because she chooses to see the best in them...all in all the amazing person gets a 100/10 in my book...and if you're lucky enough to be her friend...or better...look after her...by golly does she need it.
I met this girl named CHLOE...shes really sweet.
by A greatfull friend. November 2, 2021
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Chloe has a big heart. She is shy at first but is as fun and weird as can be. She is a curious girl and loves to explore. She loves nature and to be running around outside. Family is an important thing in her life, for she keeps it close. She is beautiful and unique.
by Katniss 🏹 September 25, 2021
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A self-entitled, left-wing, Zoomer female who thinks that every TikTok post and every IG rant has meaning. She grew up with social media and believes that everything she says publicly is important. She annoyingly supports anything that is fashionable with little to no recourse, and constantly judges others based on her own image of the world. They regularly complain about everything. Self-defined as a 3 generation feminist, but also consider themselves well-traveled / well-read, "over-educated," vegan, pro-choice, "liberal," and "anti-fascist." They openly use pronouns such as "she, her and hers," to virtue signal the LGBT-Q community even though most gays talk shit about them behind their back. They regularly trash their suburban families as "basic" and their parents as "boomers" even though they financially support their living expenses and purchasing habits.

Appearance:

Pierced nose, little to no makeup, unshaved armpits, purple or pink hair, and a bitchy/aggressive attitude.

Habitat:
New York, Los Angeles, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Atlanta, or D.C.

Employment:
A Chloe will usually work in the following departments: Human Resources, Corporate Legal, Affirmative Action / EEO, Graphic Design, Public Relations, Diversity and Inclusion, Advertising, or Policy/Procurement.

Fun fact-- most Karens started out as a Chloe once upon a time ago, except they've now turned their self-absorbed nonsense to be about their children instead of their pick-a-cause SJW crap.
Yo man I'm so sick and tired of Chloe telling everyone how to do their jobs when all she does is talk shit all day with her friends and post memes on TikTok. When was the last time she ever did anything other than shame people who don't correctly sort their garbage into the 15 different recycling bins?

Chloe: I'm so offended that you've challenged my opinion at this meeting that I am now going to bring you up on harassment charges.
by Dirkdiggler1014 March 7, 2022
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She is just perfect. She on,y shares things with you when she trusts you. She knows just what to in every situation. She can be tough when she wants to be. Overall, she can't be put into words.
She is beautiful. Imagine a Heather but named Chloe lol
by im_a_sad_person :))) December 27, 2020
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