Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
Get the Alpha Schlimblomug. basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)
motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭
by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023
Get the gen alpha brain rotmug. You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.
Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
by wendy 816 October 11, 2015
Get the Artificial Alphamug. 
Get the Alphamug. by stickyfratboy42069 February 14, 2025
Get the Alpha Sigma Phimug. Jason: "I just SMACKED MY CHILD ON THE HEAD WITH A MEDAL PIPE!"
Me: "Wowie!! Such a Sigma alpha boy uwu
Me: "Wowie!! Such a Sigma alpha boy uwu
by Itstheuwusigmaboy January 30, 2025
Get the Sigma alpha boy uwumug. 