The Alpha Fragment

YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
The Alpha Fragment is very goofy poem
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Alpha Sigma Phi

a frat with weird alcoholics who like to hug instead of kiss
My Alpha Sigma Phi brother gave me the best hug the other day
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Alpha Menorah JavaScript

The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.
Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”
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Alpha

It's just basically me described in one word
I'm the alpha I'm the leader I'm the one to trust
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Alpha House

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Alpha house is only for alpha omega males
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Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.
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alpha male

An alpha male (or dominant male) is a male that likes to dominate other men sexually.
Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."
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