the funnies

in the local recent arrest reports (online or otherwise) in reference to the “funnies” as the comic section.

Did you know John was arrested? I saw him in the funnies the other day!

by michaelcorleone May 19, 2024

Funny Cancer

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny

My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person

by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024

Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

Funny Bunny

The specific colour of nails that is an off white colour.

Usually seen on tiktok that if a guy knows this colour he intimately knew another girl enough to know what that colour even is.

Nail tech: So what colour would you like?
Customer: Funny bunny white please!

by gooning4lifequeef November 1, 2025

Funny frendo

A man who is extremely unfunny and not anyone's frendo, related by birth to the chocolate "Freddo".

"Oh god you're such a damn Funny Frendo!"

by Archive IRL December 22, 2025

What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Funny Cat GIF

A Funny Cat GIF (FCG for short) is a Gif of a cat do something funny.

I quite like Funny Cat GIFs

by Robert_RoboMole March 11, 2024