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texas oil field

Severe anal penetration (male or female) resulting in the expulsion of fecal matter all over the giver's genetalia.
I fucked her ass so hard, she erupted like a texas oil field.
by sluggo140 April 17, 2006
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Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.
last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down
by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011
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texas

Where screwed and chopped music and swishahouse all originated. Befo a
N!ggA hate on texas listen to "They Don't Know" by Paul Wall and Mike Jones and until you know what they talkin bout shut da h3LL up.
"Texas is the home of the playas and pimps" (From Scarface Song)
by ProjeCts July 12, 2004
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Texas

The biggest god forsaken shithole in the United States. Texas sucks, fuck you!
I would prefer to have herpes than live in Texas.
by Lestat21 December 9, 2008
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texas wild horse

when you fuck a girl so hard she starts making horse noises then you jizz on her face
damn, did tony give laura a texas wild horse last night. daaaaammmmmmnn
by north carolina March 4, 2009
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University of Texas

A large, public university located in the city of Austin.

Commonly referred to as UT.

The only thing larger than the size of this school may be their ego. UT students think they are the best school in the state, and greatly look down upon Texas A&M. Many UT kids believe that the A&M students are just UT rejects, but in reality the Aggies are the ones who got accepted into both schools and chose the one in which provides a great education, a humble and friendly group of students, and an overall more welcoming and safe environment. Plus, Maroon beats Burnt Orange any day of the week.
Me: I'm going to Texas A&M.
Longhorn: you must've been rejected from the University of Texas.
Me: Actually I was accepted into the University of Texas. It was my fallback school in case I didn't get into A&M. Now please, go change out of that burnt orange shirt before I stab a fork into my eye.
by NMarshall July 12, 2016
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Texas

Used in place of "texts" by urban youth.
Yea fo sho, I'll let you know as soon as she Texas me back.
by gxdia October 8, 2010
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