DAVED

When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.

Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days

Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!

by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021

Dave Grohl

Dave grohl is great and the most atractive man you will ever see

wow i want to look like dave grohl so fucking bad!

by Estefanya April 22, 2021

Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.

purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.

by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021

Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.

Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch

by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021

Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em

oh my! Carl Dave is good

by CDMJ June 8, 2021

Dave

Dave in the locality of Digos means "Putangina mo." It is usually used as a joke for people who are usually called "Putangina."

Person 1: Kumusta Psalm?
Person 2: Huy Dre, Kamusta! Para kang isang Dave. Grabe pre putangina mo talaga ah.

by Evrey June 8, 2021