Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

The last supper

The sexual act of gaping the submissive partners anal cavity, lubing up your head and quickly slotting it into the asshole. Then, pulling out quickly to make a "PLOP" grabbing bread and wine, then slotting yourself plus the recently aquired bread wine combo and eating/drinking inside the partner. Then, as your partner dies from internal bleeding, sleeping inside the anal cavity as it contracts around your neck and then suffocates you. Hence the name "last supper".

David: Dang bro, did you hear about how Jerome and his wife went out?
Larry: Yeah apparently they did the last supper..
David: Must have been brutal jeez.

by Jesussi December 25, 2021

Last guy on the bus

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.

She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.

by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!

by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025

Last of the Mohicans

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.

She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

by SpodaFucker February 4, 2024

Last-minute Nelly

Someone who chronically finishes task at the last possible moment.

"Anton is such a last-minute Nelly, she achosts at the last possible moment"

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.

Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha

by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012