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Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
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Magical Christmas Land

A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.
One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.
by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022
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woodland critter christmas

by obama sin latte August 12, 2021
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Christmas Party of 2021

A party at the end of the horrible year of 2020 and 2021 to celebrate the ending of the 'Covid Year'. In this party we all enjoy and relish to celebrate the probable decline of COVID-19.
Hey Bro you coming to the Christmas Party of 2021?
by TweetTheOriginal November 23, 2021
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Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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Christmas Eve Openers

A family that opens their Christmas presents on Christmas Eve night as opposed to Christmas morning. Usually done in families with no young kids that believe in Santa Claus and/or cannot wait for the next morning.
I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 27, 2011
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christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree
dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.
by nickchandler February 25, 2009
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