Bro-sprawl

The act of unnecessarily taking up as much space as possible with one's body. This is often performed in public places and is done despite the seeming discomfort of the position. Usual variations include wide-spread legs, and a leaned-back, nearly reclining, posture with arms outstretched, possibly resting on nearby objects or people. This pose is most-commonly assumed by those known as "bros," who can be identified by satorial markers such as polo shirts, popped collars, pastel colors, and flip flops or other forms of boat shoes. If bro-sprawl is performed outdoors, a baseball cap and beer in a plastic cup are also likely to be involved.

"There were no seats on the train because some guy was bro-sprawling all over the place."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."

by Unheimliche April 20, 2013

Bro Cry

A masculine cry. An appropriate time for a man to cry. It's not Gay to have a Bro Cry.

I had a Bro Cry at the end of Furious 7.

by Sam_kray April 13, 2015

Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys

That’s the bro code thank you

by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020

bros mad

hoes mad, but boy version
both are ok

Bros mad (Bros mad x24)

by kiwibo October 19, 2019

Bro Talk

It's like pillow talk, but for the bros

Bro 1: "Ay bro, take off them socks and lemme see those toes"
Bro 2: "Anything for you, bro"

Bro Talk being used in action

by JakBoW April 25, 2022

just bros

you know, when you're just bros.

Jonny wanted to sodomize Andrew, but they were just bros.

by Keldraw January 30, 2018

go bro

When considering job, salary, or equity related things, women should "go bro", meaning they should consider what the most over-confident, potentially qualified (but oftentimes not), bro would do or ask for and just do that.

Bradley: "Congrats on the new role! You gonna ask for more salary / equity?"
Allie: "To be fair, it's a lateral-ish move at the same level but without people management, so it makes sense that I'd make the same."
Bradley: "Bah humbug! Go bro and ask for more."
Allie: "I know what the salary band is for this role, and I'm not going to get over band."
Bradley: "(mansplaining) Bros don't care about bands; they define the bands. Just go bro and ask for 15% more of each."

by gtbcb March 1, 2021