Baby born syndrome

Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.

Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.

Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.

- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.

by TomGore May 21, 2009

Light novel syndrome

When an anime gets adapted from a light novel, and the anime ends too abruptly with very little closure. Often, the anime will not get another season and it ends on an odd cliff hanger.
Notable examples that suffer from light novel syndrome are "Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?", "No Game, No Life", and "Spice and Wolf."

I loved "Overlord" but it suffers from light novel syndrome. We haven't even seen other humans yet!

by GenericallyEpic December 14, 2015

jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

by ZREX May 31, 2016

Tenchi Syndrome

When sevral girls are attracted to one man without him trying, and he is totaly clueless to it and does not want their love. Derived from the show "Tenchi Muyo!" in which the main character (Tenchi) has many girls chasing after him and vying for his love.

"Man, Cathy and Taylor both asked my out today, i've got mad Tenchi syndrom"

by Suzakku January 15, 2005

Toilet Seat Syndrome

Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.

Many males suffer from TSS and sometimes have night tremors about it!

by Adam Howard August 17, 2005

yoko syndrome

Okay, that last definition wasn't great. Try again.


Yoko syndrome refers to scapegoating of the latest party to become involved with an object of popularity that is now in decline. Refers to the situation of many fans of the beatles blaming Yoko Ono, wife of John Lennon for their break-up, and the end of beatlemania.

See also I like helter skelter

see above for example.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Peter Pan Syndrome

The uncontrollable undeniable natural yearning to stay forever young at heart. Not immature but playful. Not naive but constantly curious and wondering. Disinterest towards more responsibilities (having children/family) but more so interested in playing-having good times-exploring-traveling-learning-getting lost.

"He's almost turning 30 with no kids, no wife, no mortgage.. He must have Peter Pan Syndrome"

by Huxley_ March 4, 2015