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jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself
Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual
by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018
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Jacob berault

by Gauche isn't January 18, 2017
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Jacob T

Jacob T likes men and will do your dad like jet ski he also will jerk your fishing rod and will go to bed with his kids in his basement at 9 he also will change gender occasionally and like to be a girl and do your mom too
Oh no run and hide its Jacob T
by pp juice sucker December 4, 2020
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Jacob Quba

Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.
by Godhimselfofficial September 9, 2021
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Jacob billing

This means sending the wrong address to kids to get them back to your house for sexual activity
Hahaha your deffos Jacob billing her
by Forpi September 15, 2021
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Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
by Toodles777 December 11, 2012
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The Jacob Kennedy

To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,
by Matthew Aggar August 26, 2013
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