Screamer

A dump so violent and satisfying you can't help but shriek when it comes out.

Every time I go to Chili's I end up doing screamers in the bathroom from the beef

by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026

Pearly Steamer

When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.

As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"

by BuddyJezuz October 30, 2008

Grim Steamer

The act of taking a dump in a grave yard at night.

On the way home from the beach one night, Kevin took a grim steamer near that church on Rt 78.

by jslo December 14, 2009

Harrison Steamer

when James Harrison takes a dump on on someone's chest while Tebowing

After his 3rd sack in the game knocked Tim Tebow out, James Harrison mocked him by dropping trou and giving him a Harrison Steamer.

by Krazy Korean January 7, 2012

fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.

"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"

by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012

Manhattan Steamer

Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.

I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!

by Magaz November 4, 2012

submarine steamer

The act of exhaling smoke (typically from a cigarette, cigar, or burning marijuana) into the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; typically performed in an instance of sexual nature.

After three bottles of wine and a midnight viewing of Moulin Rouge, he took me back to his bungalow for a submarine steamer and a long, soft screw.

by The Channbot September 25, 2013