stujert

when you drink to much god damn beer and you become way too obese!

God damn it man, I need to stop drinking, I’m starting to look like Stujert.

by Sipherous July 21, 2023

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stonerchip

this is a word used to call someone who loves a fat smoke but can never afford it , loves to say “smoke a fat jabba kid”

he tells everyone he’s not addicted but can’t go more than 10 mins without a fat jabba

a stonerchip is someone we can all relate to but may not need in our lives as he owes everyone money.

stonerchip-ay lad think you can give me a 3.5 on tik till thursday

plug-nah lad you owe me £60 already

by localcrackpot October 25, 2023

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stoner mob

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing

The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.

by DonTripper November 13, 2023

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Stoners Kiss

the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint

dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss

by JustAnotherRandomStoner December 6, 2024

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Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023

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