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spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..
My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!
by Diustinswife December 22, 2016
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Slutty spider

When a girl traps a bunch of guys in her web then sucks them all
by Hayesjose October 28, 2018
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alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
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Spider-Man

Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey
Some Greasy ass New Yorker "Holy shit it's Spider-Man"
by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022
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Spider-Man Pop 1223

hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome
by sigma skibidi rizzla July 23, 2024
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Black spider

Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin
1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam

1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia
by The tight rainbo rambo September 15, 2013
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