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poor son of a bitch

it's like 'poor bastard' except its son of a bitch
fella 1:I had constipation last night
fella 2: you poor son of a bitch
by EpicGamerJues78 April 15, 2023
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Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day
Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women
by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021
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sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)
"You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there."

"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."
by ASexySon June 4, 2022
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Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
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