When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.
by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021
Get the Pandora’s Socksmug. To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.
One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.
It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.
One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.
It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."
Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.
Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.
Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022
Get the Lucky sockmug. by Gynobutter July 4, 2018
Get the Sock Tossingmug. by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018
Get the Cock Sockmug. Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."
by VonZee July 14, 2023
Get the Driving Sockmug. sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)
by Rivvet November 3, 2021
Get the Sock Boimug. A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D January 17, 2009
Get the Aids Socksmug.