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Sloppy Second

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
by McRust December 16, 2008
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sloppy zanre

Diarrhea, but often long and unbroken. Looks like a long slimy brown slug. Often mistaken for a average cach after a dodgy curry...DON'T make this error.
WOOOAAH, i am payin for the vindaloo today. I fed my toilet a sloppy zanre, it took 3 times to flush away
by ross macdougall July 22, 2008
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sloppy angel

when a woman is giving a man head and he cums in her mouth. He proceeds to slap her in the back of the head causing the semen to come out her nose.
She was on her knees, and i gave her a sloppy angel. She wasn't too happy
by the filthy phillie May 13, 2006
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Sloppy SlapinHeimer

The act of taking a shit in ones hand and slaping someone in the face and rubbing it in there teeth profusely.....
Hey Brandon.....That bitch was back talking me so i gave her a Sloppy SlapinHeimer....right up in her goodies.... that bitch smelt for weeks..
by D-grizzle April 6, 2008
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Shopping sPee

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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sloppy cabbage

wet vagina lips that hang lower after sex than before sex
"So i played with her til she looked like a sloppy cabbage."
by SLEWFOOT Swifty August 4, 2010
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Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.
"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"
by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010
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