"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by The Cincinatti Cuntsmasher November 28, 2016
Get the Skeetmug. A Canadian word used for, and instead of, mosquitos.
The skeets wear brutal at Bud’s cottage last weekend!
The skeets wear brutal at Bud’s cottage last weekend!
by Kommnsense August 6, 2020
Get the Skeetsmug. by Loose wig February 1, 2020
Get the Skeetmug. by night sciccet December 1, 2020
Get the Skeet skunteetmug. Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.
(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!
(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!
(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad
by Dwight.beets January 12, 2019
Get the Skeetmug. skeet is a short for skeetcheat, a famous invite only game cheat originally made for CS:GO.
skeet is usually said to be the best cheat for CS:GO as it's competitors usually lose to it.
skeet is usually said to be the best cheat for CS:GO as it's competitors usually lose to it.
by fluga March 25, 2017
Get the skeetmug. by night sciccet December 1, 2020
Get the Skeet skunteetmug.