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Turkish Shooter

The Turkish shooter

Whilst standing, keep one hand in your pocket and use the other hand to aim your dick at your partner through your flies as you bring yourself to completion. Ear and eye protection is preferred but non essential.
"Have you shagged that bird yet? Nah but I gave her a Turkish shooter in the alley behind the co op"
by Mini flatt August 2, 2024
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Starkist Shooter

1 Oz Tuna fish juice
1 Oz Mayo
1 Oz Vodka
Black pepper on the rim
Waiter: What’ll ya have?
Me: Fuck my shit up

Waiter: A Starkist Shooter it is
by Mindcrime Madness September 15, 2023
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 13, 2023
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023
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Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.
Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?
by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024
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sassy shooter

An alternative term for the conservative commentator Matt Walsh.
Girl: Have you seen that guy?
Boy: Yeah. He’s a sassy shooter.

Ben Shapiro: How should we combat the Radical Left?
Matt Walsh: I ain’t a gangsta, I’m a sassy shoota.
by RespectThaDripKaren420 March 18, 2024
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Big Shooter

by Biggest Shooter March 18, 2024
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