secy

abbr. secretary

I have hired a new secy at my office.

by bonjugal May 26, 2010

3 second rule

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.

p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.

by Richard November 5, 2004

second knuckle deep

When a person inserts the finger into the caboose till the second knuckle is hidden by the rim.

Chris goes second knuckle deep while wiping his ass, not on accident.

by bigdaddyln June 10, 2008

Second Chances

One of the two prominent stories by well-known authors from the Veritas, the flamers of the Percy Jackson community on Fanfiction. A story that has provides a new twist to the Percy Jackson ending in The Last Olympian, in which Percy has become a star-crossed lover with the majority of the male demigods he encounters. Full of slash and teen boy angst, it is becoming a popular term for gender confused Fanfiction authors.

Boy: "Did you see that new kid's story the other day, talk about a Second Chances."
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.

by Theia47 November 6, 2010

Second Base on Defensive Indifference

When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."

Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!

Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?

Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.

Guy 2: Sweet.

by PrenticeRedman November 27, 2011

second hand

"A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.

He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.

by MasterJamez November 22, 2016

5 second rule

Informal:

A popular axiom that deems food dropped onto the groud edible for a period of 5 seconds immediately following its release. Does not apply to porous or otherwise absorptive foods such as frosted cake or ice cream.

-No! Don't eat that!
-Nah, it's O.K. Five second rule!

by Auto_Insurance July 10, 2004