Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.

Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?

by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018

Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father

went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.

by Trey greenwald May 28, 2018

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

bending saturn

A piercing of a butthole ring chained to a urethra piercing to a nose piercing to an ear piercing.

I accidentally stepped on my bending saturn

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

Sad Saturday Hours

When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.

Boy: Damn they left, now what?
Boy 2: Its time for Sad Saturday Hours my man

by WTFisWrong March 7, 2019

Sexy Saturday

The fanfic.

Shell, Link, and the snake created a tradition known as Sexy Saturday.

by McNugget5 March 23, 2019

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019