Salty Sea Otter

The act of a woman floating on her back in water and a man with hepatitis defecates on her stomach after eating peanuts. The female proceeds to take apart and eat the feces while eating the peanuts that are contained inside.

Samantha happily accepted a Salty Sea Otter from Tim.

by Salty Sea Otter February 21, 2011

Salty pancake

when a man is plowing a girl and notices a container of pancakes. he has no where to cum so he opens the pancakes and blows a load on top like syrup. (Optional-he makes girl eat pancakes)

Dude i just pulled a salty pancake with my girlfriend.

by Brandl May 2, 2011

Salty Jew

A money-tight bastard that gets salty when you ask for money, as well as when gets out in competitive games

He's such a Salty Jew. He needs to learn to take it and own it

by Sptoon June 22, 2016

salty cowgirl

Using your tongue as toilet paper to clean a Cowgirls pussy after she has pissed in the tall grass after a long day of working on the ranch.

Tammy Lynn needed me to give her a Salty Cowgirl after she pissed by the tractor.

by Tang0 Charl1e October 24, 2017

Salty-Walrus

1.A large sweaty bitch who rides a motorcycle.
2.A hairy man who likes to get on the rides at carnivals that are intended for young children.
3.A walrus that is covered in salt in its solid form.

Your mother is a salty-walrus.
Get away from him Lucas, he's a salty-walrus.
Oh shit, that is one salty-walrus

by Daviddivad May 21, 2008

salty the pocketknife

x-rated slang for the male penis (which is why Dustin Diamond told me he appropriated it for his band name).

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and meet my friend salty the pocketknife?

by ann January 31, 2004

salty toe

horny hoe

Jeff: Why are you single?
Jimmy: My girl was being a salty toe

by Fishy Flippers July 1, 2016