stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

sooness

A short amount of time-ness

Let’s have a sleepover in the next sooness

by Ginger Giggle Juice April 23, 2018

Stoneboy

A heavyset stoner who smokes an extremely high volume of weed.

Jeez look at dat Stoneboy go!

by 420 Boy February 4, 2018

Stoned

When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them

“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”

by UrbanJohn07 June 9, 2018

Stone cold broke

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.

Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.

by New York Knifedealer June 22, 2018

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018

Stone Soup

The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.

I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.

by Xonikz July 19, 2018