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MOm bitch: you got an a on your test jimmy!
Real homie: hide it in my sock

by we LOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOve bet March 25, 2019

Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

laughing sock

A certain person who seems to be laughing histarically non-stop at a certain object or at someone.

She seemed to be a laughing sock when he sat on her cookie, smudging the chocolate chip on his pants.

by Hinateh March 15, 2008

(Knob) sock

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things

that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"

by Gavinc September 29, 2008

ball n' sock titties

Droopy deflated titties resembling literally a ball inside of a sock.

Well she would be hot but she's got an old woman's build with them ball n' sock titties hanging low.

by Squeally October 5, 2012

Albuquerque Wind Sock

Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.

She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.

by srio;weriotjwrio[0thj][tr May 20, 2014

Boston Red Sock

Something you'll see happen to female porn stars often. It's when a really loose chick gets slammed from behind, and the outward thrust of the penis drags the vagina out with it. Thus the loose vagina makes a bright red skin sock around a guy's wang.

That girl has been to' up by everyone in town. When you fuck her she gets a really long Boston Red Sock.

by CLyn January 31, 2007