shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast

Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.

by put pseudonym here August 10, 2019

Shooting into the brown

Giving anal sex

She finally consented to anal sex, I was shooting into the brown last night!

by Tazio1956 April 01, 2021

Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!

Let me get that dookie shoot on the rocks.

by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 October 14, 2008

SHOOTING TO YOU

DRIVE TO YOU, COME TO YOUR LOCATION, WALK TO RIDE TO WHERE EVER YOU ARE AT.

If you need BUD I’m shooting to you

by MAPHIA1 January 26, 2020

Shooting Gawd

A Basketball player at the Shooting Guard (2) position who is almost unguardable from his spot on the court.

"Yo, Who's that player on the court?"
"Oh, He's the Shooting Gawd of the team."

by Dermot ML August 07, 2019

story-shooting

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.

Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*

''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers

friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.

by bloodymemojisho February 23, 2023

Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.

person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy

by circle2 July 19, 2024