Eliza Roberts

The prettiest sweetest girl in the room
usually one who hides behind a smile but tortured by past mistakes
a person who loves everyone and tries so hard to please everybody

Eliza Roberts smiled sweetly as everyone passed she took in any insult anyone threw her way and simply laughed it off as a joke

by lakegurl908 October 9, 2008

wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.

girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Roberto

Fuck Roberto

Fuck Roberto, he's a dick

by Napoleon_mindtricks December 19, 2016

The Raging Robert

The act of penatrating an under age vaginal canal, only to bust a nut through masterbation because she sucks. Then minutes later going on a date with your future girlfriend.

After the 13 year olds soccer practice. Randall decided she had a nice rack and should be introduced to the Raging Robert.

by kman04 April 28, 2005

Robert

robert is a fucking faggot that is uncircumcised lil dick muncher that has no girlfriend

robert is gay

by srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc March 6, 2019

robert dick

someone who has a really small dick. (1mm)

Dude did you see that robert dick!?

by yolomoney October 8, 2014

robert pattinson

to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.

Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars!?
candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen
Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot!
candie:and sexy!

by petunia marlins September 12, 2009