retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

Relationship Retarded

when someone is so new to a relationship they don't know what the fuck to do

The bitch is so relationship retarded she told my mom she was ugly when she met her.

by Name123456789 December 20, 2014

Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

by bellantone June 12, 2016

retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Retarded Emo

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019

Morally Retarded

Used to describe a person whose viewpoint or opinion is outdated or behind the times on a divisive subject, racism, fascism, etc.

Ben hates black people because he thinks "they're all criminals", so I think Ben is morally retarded.

by DMJC26 June 14, 2020