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Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.
Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN
by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010
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read

when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
by Chris Uhlig August 31, 2008
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A boy scout camp with the different camps. Waubeeka, Buckskin, and Summit Base. People that have been to all camps prefer Waubeeka the most. People don't always like to cook for themselves, but they prefer Waubeeka because Buckskin sucks. Summit Base has many entertaining activities, but the staff is the most cocky. Basically Waubeeka has great staff, Buckskin has many staff members that can be very irritating, and Summit Base staff members are cocky self absorbed. If you ask the people that visit both Waubeeka and Buckskin camps they will recommend Waubeeka.
by ajhfgajghakjgh December 2, 2011
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Read a Magazine

The performance, or planned performance, anticipation of performance of having mind blowing sex to the point of you questioning if it really did happen. Almost like innocently sitting down and reading a magazine.

Symptoms: you lose 30 minutes to an hour of your time, track of time, you limbs feel like they are going to fall off, you can't stand properly, question if it really happened, but your mind thinks you sat down to read a magazine.
When she sat on the couch in front of him, her mind was already getting ready to read a magazine.

Get ready to read a magazine baby, as I have a feeling as soon as you are infront of me I will be getting to read.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.
Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.
by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011
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readed

to have read before.
i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years
by the reading god January 4, 2008
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Teleprompter Reader In Cheif

I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.
by Dave4270 August 27, 2009
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