retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

Roblox Retard

This word is used to describe people who play the video game ‘Roblox’ slow.

People say afl mentality is a real thing. I call them a Roblox Retard.

by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

Gay retard

A male person (usually of dark skin) that is exceptionally smart in every field (especially medicine) and skilled in anything but physical exercise.

look at the gay retard

by David62 December 2, 2022

Retarded Cursor

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Retarded Emo

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Morally Retarded

Used to describe a person whose viewpoint or opinion is outdated or behind the times on a divisive subject, racism, fascism, etc.

Ben hates black people because he thinks "they're all criminals", so I think Ben is morally retarded.

by DMJC26 June 14, 2020