1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.
2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography
3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.
2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography
3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.
"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"
"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"
"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"
"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"
"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"
by wiil May 28, 2007
by EFL>AFL March 29, 2019
Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.
by NatalieWine August 02, 2007
When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.
Retarded Cursor
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson
by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019
a person who is so braindead, they have to be referred to as "fucking retard." they must have an iq of lower than 10.
an example of a person who is a fucking retard is legokidzack.
an example of a person who is a fucking retard is legokidzack.
normal person: hello there, how are you doing?
fucking retard: yAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 PEE!!!! I LOVE PEE!!!!!!!!!!! I PEED ON MY CAT THIS MORNING!!!!!! IT WAS ALL WHITE AND STICKY!!!! IT TASTED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal person:uhhhh goodbye
fucking retard: yAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 PEE!!!! I LOVE PEE!!!!!!!!!!! I PEED ON MY CAT THIS MORNING!!!!!! IT WAS ALL WHITE AND STICKY!!!! IT TASTED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal person:uhhhh goodbye
by legokidzackisanoob April 08, 2020
A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.
by KerrJody November 07, 2019