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Pussikalja

Buying a grocery bag (preferably plastic) full of beer and enjoying it with friends or the local pigeon lady in a park or any other outdoorsy location.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how desperate are you? How about a pussikalja?
by ptsydck June 12, 2018
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stank pussitis

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.
that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.
by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007
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Laser pussy

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.
that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.
by christian luyando February 14, 2009
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Viral pussy hoe

A common phrase utilised by Broward County and it's inhabitants, most commonly Ski Mask The Slump God and xxxtentacion
by 6stars July 18, 2018
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Truck Stop Push Pop

N.

A glory hole maneuver conducted in a truck stop restroom in which you convince the person on the other side of a lavatory wall to open their mouth at the hole in preparation for some man-meat, promptly drop-trou and forcefully push out a big chunky fudge dragon through the glory hole into their mouth.
I was trying to take a shit when some homo trucker named Seabass came in and started talking to me, I told him to open up wide and I gave him the old truck stop push pop.
by Big Tex RLW October 22, 2010
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pussy went platinum

The condition in which a young woman of high virtue discovers the exultation of sex and becomes uncontrollably promiscuous. She, in turn, goes "platinum", as in records that sell one million copies.
"She was a nice girl, but after I hit that, the pussy went platinum!"
by zacharaaay May 28, 2007
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pussy buzzard

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
by PNShD August 14, 2009
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