pulling a benner

to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.

guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.

by asseyes42 April 29, 2011

Pulling a Carter

The act of pulling a carter consists of removing comments or friends in a Facebook argument when you are obviously losing it. The person who pulls a carter generally tends to be a flamer with long black hair, gay purple shoes and is a really huge douche. He also probably long boards once a year but tells everybody he skateboards. if you know anybody like this please seek help for them. Monkey wrenches and rags soaked in Drano are recommended for rehabilitation, sharpened screw -driver shanks are also recommended.

pulling a carter should be something along the lines of this.

Mike - "ya the other day Joe was trying to convince me Reptar could beat Baman and Piderman"

Larry - "Oh really? He is obviously wrong, Baman and Piderman would definetly DP Reptar's scaly green ass"

Mike - "totally dude, and when i went to check it the other day he had removed all his comments and removed me as a friend"

Larry - "Oh wow he totally pulled a carter"

by Baman&Piderman June 30, 2010

Pulled a garvey

to kiss someone of the age of 17

hey dude.......she totally pulled a garvey on him.

by Tiernan February 12, 2008

Pulling an Alford

Skipping or dropping out of school in order to work at McDonald's.

"Where's Tamokai?"
"Oh, he's pulling an Alford"

by Vasso63 May 28, 2016

pulling ice

The most testosterone-filled activity you can do whilst cookin' up jawns with the boys.

"Ayo Severus these jawns are almost done cookin' . What you finna do?"

"Pete and Bucket just started pulling ice I'm tryna go partake in that action."

by TheKidThatPullsIce June 19, 2017

pull a pinto

To either do the following:

1. Pierce a part of ones own body (bonus: and not have an ear ring to put it through)
2. Eat a spider (bonus: for 20 bucks)
3. Just act like an idiot

"Dude, don't pull a pinto"

by annnnnnooonyyymousss February 23, 2008

Pulling a Jarod

When an Individual, or group of people are acting In an Immature, or Childish fashion. Often ending In an Intense fit of Rage. Generally for no reason.

Wow, he actually said that. He's definitely pulling a Jarod!

by Lord_Dielan_Island July 1, 2016