Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018

flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

Spirit Porn

A time at which a couple fuck so good that even their spirits start making love.

Terry: Hey Tom I heard you and your wife were making spirit porn again.

Tom: Yeah I felt our spirits making love themselves.

by IStoleYourFetus May 29, 2018

porn shot

Porn Shot Same as a money shot. When a man comes on a womans face after receiving a blow job

She was sucking him off and right before he was about to cum in her mouth he pulled out and gave her the porn shot all over her face

by Funny rigger85 June 8, 2018

Porn Sta

It is a term used to make fun of a someone that thinks they’re a tough guy but in reality aren’t what they seem to be. Typically it is pronounced like a typical Italian from New York. This term is most commonly used by Howard Beach guidos.

“Ohhhh, Porn Sta. Look at Matt and fucking Daniel standing together, I’d fucking eat Danny’s ass. Oh my god, Look at the size difference. Ughhhh, what the fuck!”

by TheBigMP February 27, 2019