pleasure horse

the next step up from birthday pony. for girls who have had enough of head strong pony behavior and would like a ride which is pleasurable and reliable for a good, long, enjoyable ride, without any acting up.

cindy: i think i'm done with birthday ponies, i'm looking for a trustworthy mount now i think.

tara: you know Tom is quite the pleasure horse according to Nancy, you should give him a call.

by sherrismith October 9, 2008

Pleasanton

A nice little suburb of Oakland. Mainly families. These are the types of kids

Jocks: Usually get pretty good grades. Come from upper middle class families. Usually live in Parkside, sometimes Valley Trails, the Preserve Laguna Oaks or the area by Donlon.

Gamers: Usually really fat kids that think their funny. Can live anywhere. Spend their life with videogames, usually have youtube channels. Usually start out playing pokemon then skylanders then minecraft.

Skaters: Mostly popular kids that do drugs and brag a lot. Pretty fun people to hangout with. They will often do the dumbest shit you can think of. Can live anywhere but many of them live by Lydiksen, PMS, Foothill, or the neighborhood by Val Vista.

Richass's: Annoying kids that have little to know friend's that think their the shit. Live in Laguna Oaks, Golden Eagle, Castlewood, The Preserve, or Ruby Hills.

I wish I lived in Pleasanton

by Hammerballs October 4, 2016

Pleasure Stick

A stick used to pleasure a man or woman for long periods of time.

Man : Are you into pleasure sticks?
Woman : No, what the fuck is wrong with you!
Man : Nothing wrong with using a stick to please yourself!

by SilentFissure December 29, 2016

Bumhole pleasures

Someone whos get pleasure from bumhole fucking !!

a man might ask a women if she like bumhole pleasures

by Mystous January 20, 2009

Nigga Please

I phrase that white people think black people say all the time.

BlackGuy: "This man said that he thinks can beat me in a game of basketball! So, you know what I said to him?"

WhiteGuy: "NIGGA PLEASE!"

BlackGuy: "No, I asked him what made him think that I played basketball?"

WhiteGuy: "Oh, your not going to beat me up for saying the "N" word are you, I'm not racist."

BlackGuy:"Nigga Please....Shut the f**k up."

by Berry Long November 4, 2013

Western Pleasure

A sport that involves thousand dollar riding outfits and $10,000 horses that require 24/7 heavy training just to basically walk through the entire class.

"Oh you show western pleasure...so you basically just lounge your horse in circles right?"

by urbandictionary@ud August 25, 2019

Pleasantville, NY

A town that really isn't that pleasant. A small, ugly town in Westchester, nothing special about it except for the Jacob Burns Film Center, which no one in Pleasantville goes to anyway. Boring town with lots of girls with badly dyed blond hair.

Person: Oh, you live in Pleasantville? Is it pleasant there?(laughs)
Me: (fake laughs)Yeah...(plots to kill person)

by heather September 17, 2004