Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
by Deepestblue March 06, 2013
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Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass
Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.
by ok_tofu December 20, 2022
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Mason pick

OMG! I bet this guys a mason pick. IM FUCKING DONE
by JohnnyDee11 July 16, 2020
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goni se u tri picke materine

when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.
HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”
by malzilover November 20, 2021
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chicken picking

The movements one makes whilst searching the place for lost or dropped crack cocaine.

Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.
By Christ Wayne is chicken picking on the floor again guys, it’s not crack in his pipe it’s breadcrumbs the chicken picking twat.
by Transition79 January 01, 2023
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fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.
I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...
by scizoroark October 26, 2014
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Pick his brains

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2024
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