Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

National pufferfish day

On the 9th of October you must use the pufferfish emoji atleast twice or else you get bad luck with pufferfish until the next October 9th

hey did you know its national pufferfish day? Remember 🐡🐡

by I_is_hooman October 6, 2020

more serial than cocoa puffs

when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.

"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."

by whenwasthelasttimeyouateadog? April 24, 2009

reese’s puffs

to refer to great thighs and/or ass

damn look at those reese’s puffs

by stefon from weekend report February 10, 2020

A #2 Puffer

Someone (usually a gay guy) who sucks a fart out of another's asshole and holds it in like a bong.

Also known as "Puffing A 2" or the act of passing on a fart to another person is known as "Passing A 2"

What a fag, he is definetly a #2 Puffer.

or

Holy shit! I just hella Puffed A 2.

by JGummerzs :) April 18, 2009

Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.

When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.

by joshee October 24, 2007

owl puffer

One who performs fellatio on a person who has just sodomized them.

Julie was know as a fairly classy dame 'til I found out she was an owl puffer.

by daniel z May 1, 2007